hillary could have won, had she used a mac--
The iphone can also be used to make phone calls--
you'll pry my iphone from my cold dead fingers. Can you wait 5 minutes?--
the power PC is going to make a comeback--
once I was a kingmaker. Now I belong to Rupert Murdoch.--
let's just say I'm willing to do *lots* of things to get my hands on your latest tools, Steve. --
Ballmer smoked the last of my weed and I still haven't forgiven him.--
all you pissant tech bloggers are just jealous.--
Dan Lyons is a joke. I'm the *real* fake Steve. --
I write for a little paper called the wall street journal. Heard of it?--
I bet you wish you'd let me into your WoW guild now, don't you Bill?--
screw 3g. What's important is 4H. Hype, hype, hype, and headlines.--
in a world before blogs, I was robert scoble.--
Newspapers. Remember those?--
mom jeans are really sexy--
I've found more compelling user experiences in a box of Cracker Jacks.--
I'm living in a different techno-world!--
I used to be a PR Flack's wet dream. now I call them for free products to steal, uhm, review.--
I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT, SHORT AND STOUT!--
steve jobs' next step: dominance of the living room. really, he hogs the remote. and he'll eat all your pizza.--
ALL YOUR PRESS ARE BELONG TO ME--
Will The Real Steve Please Stand Up!--
Give me a tuber and I'll make some music out of it.--
Don't be a fool. Stay in school. Num-nuts.--
baaaaaaaaaaah. ::chew:: ::chew:: ::graze::--
Behold my WWDC predictions, and bow before my goatlike countenance.--
I *AM* YOUR FATHER'S OLDSMOBILE--
I STILL THINK A SPEAK AND SPELL IS FUTURISTIC--
I am the very model of a Modern Major General--
EVERYTHING WILL BE 3G IN 60 DAYS!--
nom nom nom nom nom nom--
I AM NOT A GARDEN GNOME--
THERE'S ACTUALLY NO 3G IPHONE.--
He cant drive 55!--
Everything will be 3g in 60 days!--
All your base, are belong to us.--
Boom!--
IPHONE CURES CANCER, RUNS ON SOULS.--
I don't do email.--
I'M BIG IN JAPAN--
BABIES ARE TOO SHORT TO TAKE SERIOUSLY--
Hey get off my lawn you rotten little kids!--
Can someone ask David Pogue to stop calling me?--
I knew Fake Steve when he was real.--
Newspapers will outlive the internet.--
I think now would be the appropriate time to say
'I told you so'--
plastics.--
THATS WHAT SHE SAID--
your out. I didn't say Walt Mossberg says!--
the best pie filling has yet to be invented--
By the way I'm not sending back the review unit.--
i ripped off barackobamaisyournewbicycle.com--
Chuck Norris quakes in his bell-bottoms before me.--
I could take fake steve jobs in a bare knuckle brawl.--
My favorite My Little Pony was Shadow Starbrite!!!--
The secret to quantum computing lies in Chuck Norris' tears. Too bad he has never cried.--
web 3.0 will be all about celery--
MOSSBERG HAS A POSSE--
i think gray facial hair makes otherwise creepy men look knowledgeable--
I'm kind of a big deal.--
I'm a lover not a fighter. But I'm also a fighter so don't get any ideas. --
I pity the fool who reads David Pogue.--
oil is a fad--
i am preparing to drink your milkshake.--
I get no spam ... oh wait, that's Dvorak--
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